Goals:
1. not being a douche.
2. finding new things to say or finding new ways to say the same things.
3. i approached a girl once and she asked me what i did for a living. i said advertising. she said "oh god that's horrible." and she walked away before i could say anything else.
i'm going to change that.
Specialties: • scrambled eggs extraordinaire
• garlic shrimp
• speaking English with an accent